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Best! Heist! EVER! (Almost.)

Leaving aside, for the moment, the pun-heavy “that’s what she said” style of this article, I am disappointed to note that the two “thugs” who robbed a Canadian sex toy store did not take any of the Hitachis.

How can you pull a vibrator heist and not steal any Hitachis?

Dudes*, your girlfriends are going to be so pissed.

The thieves’ gender is not specified in the article! I’m just assuming that they are guys. Why? Because they have bad taste in vibrators. Also, I’m a sexist.