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So, for those keeping track, that’s Marilyn, Jayne, and Betty (the most shameless, and therefore most lovable one – you’ve got to like a girl who can fondle a riding crop while smiling like she’s in a Sears family portrait) gone. It’s weird that people think of ’50s porn as cute, harmless “vintage erotica” – like, yeah, right, the porn industry was much less exploitative back when it was RUN BY MOBSTERS – while condemning sex workers who are alive and active today. However, there’s no denying that pretty people were prettier back then. There’s a reason that Madonna will never be Marilyn, and that Chloe will never be Betty Page. Thank God Mamie van Doren is still around and selling boob prints. When she passes, it will be the end of an age.