Roy Den Hollander, the man who exists solely to confirm your darkest fears about men who look like Roy Den Hollander, has filed suit against Columbia for having a Women’s Studies program. Here, he explains:
“To me, Columbia is a bastion of feminism, a boot camp for turning out feminist stormtroopers who pervert the constitutional law and destroy men.”
WHAT.
Seriously, dudes: there’s a feminist stormtrooper boot camp in town and no-one told me? Now I’ll never get to command the Feminist Death Star! (It looks like this.) I hold each and every Columbia student responsible.
Of course, you know what the best part of getting your Stormtrooping degree at Columbia would be:
COLUMBIA SPRING BREAK! Yeah, SPRING BREAK, wooo.