Skip to content

Sexist Beatdown: OMG I CAN SEE UR BOOB LOL Edition

Sexist Beatdown! It is the highlight of my week! Yours too, if you have any sense at all. But is it… SEXY? 
Probably not sufficiently sexy, no! In this week’s installment, the sexy Amanda Hess of sexy Washington City Paper blog The Sexist and I sexily discuss “sexting,” the sexy texting craze that’s sweeping the nation! The nation of sexy teens, that is. 
Oh, and also: if you send pictures of your boobies to the douche you are dating as an adult, it is just a bad decision? But if you send them as a teen, that is child pornography! And you will be charged with such! Just a warning.
Illustration: I did a Google Image search for “sexting” and this is what I found. THANK YOU, GOOGLE. 

AMANDA: Sexting!

SADY: oh, yes. the sexy teens, sending each other sexy messages. is there no way we can stop it? perhaps through ridiculous charges of child pornography!

AMANDA: that ought to do it.

SADY: what strikes me, with this, is the way that so much of the burden of shame – and sometimes actual, legal guilt – rests on the girls who send naked pictures. instead of the dudes who “accidentally” send these naked pictures to every other dude they know!

AMANDA: yeah, it is a weird double standard. first they’re told, don’t send naked photos of yourself! it is a form of “dating violence” against YOU. then, don’t send naked photos of yourself! you are a pornographer, the objectifier!

SADY: hah, yeah. oh the violence of maybe sending a dude a photo of your boob! oh, the slutty pornographer you will be if you do so! it reminds me of the conversations people are having about “hooking up.” (did you know the young people are doing this now?) first, girls are told they’re being taken advantage of by men, who are of course the only people to actually experience a desire for sex. THEN, they’re told that they’re making it impossible for any man to ever NOT treat them like crap, by putting out!

AMANDA: i also wonder how much this is condescending to teens, too. is this a “teen” epidemic? don’t older people also regrettably send naked photos of themselves to their significant others?

SADY: i have spoken to many adult women who are in the practice of it, yes. there was an episode of 30 Rock about it, so you know it is a pressing social concern.

AMANDA: the name is really, really dumb. it smacks of Parent. with the aid of Fox 5 at 10.

SADY: I know, right? It’s very late-night-local-news, seven-ways-your-dishwasher-can-kill-you. SEX + TEXTING = SEXTING! Great work, Bob!

AMANDA: yeah. the whole thing really is just old news repackaged for a “new generation.” teens have always gotten naked in front of each other. teens have always talked about it to other teens. teens have always coerced other teens to do something they’re not really ready to do, in some cases. now their parents can just find out a little bit easier.

SADY: yeah, precisely.

AMANDA: they should just make some iphone app and get over it.


AMANDA: yeah. another point of concern that i have is: my phone is busted and i can’t take photos. why do these teens have way sweeter phones than i do?

SADY: it’s their darn permissive parents, i say! in my day, we had to use polaroids, or make crude etchings of our privates!

AMANDA: hahaha

SADY: i think that it’s way easier to see the hysteria underlying ANY sex when we look at TEEN sex, because teens are supposed to have bodies specifically under control of their parents. as opposed to everyone else, who is supposed to have a body under the control of DEEP SHAME.

AMANDA: yeah, it takes about 18 years to get that ingrained in you.

SADY: haha

AMANDA: this most recent case in spotsylvania though (real name) one of the girls whose photos were spread around is twelve years old. and even i, as a relatively young person hip to the underage sex, have to pause at that one

SADY: yeah, that one gives me pause. and i think that this is a weird thing, because girls, specifically, are under pressure as soon as they hit any region vaguely definable as “puberty” to be sexy. but not SEXUAL. be hot. but DON’T GIVE IT UP. and i wonder what combination of intimate and social pressures were happening to make this girl think she needed or wanted to do this. because one thing you can’t do at that age is walk a line that charged without getting confused or fucking up. and now, obviously, she’s being punished for it.

AMANDA: lock her up! lock her up! this all makes me very glad i’m not in school anymore. if my naked photos were sent around to people, i can at least know that most of them would not be people i’m forced to sit still with for six hours every day of my life. it would probably just be on some blog or something. whatever.

SADY: i really think that the technology aspect of it is part of what causes the furor. i mean. not that i’ve never woken up and thought “oh, god, what did i do last night and is it on facebook?” but you’re right, the access to a technology which allows you to notify the whole school of your boobal region, combined with the fact that none of these kids is probably even sure of how to handle sexuality ANYWAY, because they receive NINETY-SEVEN CONFLICTING MESSAGES on a daily basis, makes it scary. particularly for the olden-timey folks who are raising them!

AMANDA: i know, i’m sure they are so very confused. it’s just how everything is. future employers can google you, future boyfriends can google you, stalkers can google you. things you do stick around longer but they also get buried in so many things that also stick around that i think they can become less important. not that this isn’t a shocking and terrible thing for a 12 year old to go through, but i think shocking and terrible things are just changing.

SADY: right? i mean, i recall passing a note to a boy when i was maybe twelve. because i had a crush on him. and i think it contained the phrase “i wish we could make out.” also, maybe lyrics to janet jackson’s smash hit “if?” I WAS TWELVE. anyway, the moral of the story is that he did not return my affections and consequently read it out loud to the entire school bus. but AT LEAST IT WAS NOT AN E-MAIL, JESUS.

AMANDA: adolescence is tragic, i tell you. at least we weren’t prosecuted for it

SADY: yeah. that note has been lost in the sands of time. only the memory does not fade. unlike some of these girls, who are maybe going to be on a register of sex offenders that shows up, ON THE INTERNET, for the rest of their lives! because that will show them.


  1. BonnieBelle wrote:

    This conversation is freakin hilarious at 4am. Not that it wouldn’t be funny at a more reasonable time, but it is particularly so to someone who is sleep-deprived.

    My husband works for a cell phone company, and daily fixes people’s phones, transfers their stuff over to new phones, etc. He has seen more dirty pictures and crotch shots on grown up’s phones than you would believe. One of their main clients is the local police department, and they are particularly bad about it. What does that say? When the people (men) with some of the heaviest authority, walk around with porn in their pockets and shots of their girlfriends on their knees in compromising situations?

    I’m going to bed.

    Thursday, May 7, 2009 at 1:49 am | Permalink
  2. Beth wrote:

    I saw a study too that suggested that equal numbers of boys and girls take pictures of their naughty bits with their cell phones. Only girls have been prosecuted for taking pictures of themselves, though.

    Don’t worry, boys’ bodies aren’t a threat to society! *eyeroll*

    Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 11:10 am | Permalink