Anyway, since I will not be here to share my very important reflections on the Ladybusiness, I figured you should meet my substitute. His name is… oh, let’s say Chet. He is Hal Sparks’ weirder-looking cousin, and he has thoughts to share. Here are his thoughts!
Do you know why Chet does not have a girlfriend? Did you guess FEMINISM? Yeah, okay, me neither. It turns out to have something to do with toasters and his grandma, in the long run.