Notorious rapist climbs stage, is met with applause and loving jokes about how he could beat folks up (for example, prior to and/or while raping them). Movie featuring notorious rapist, which is about the hilarity of roofies, hating women who don’t and/or do have sex, and Zach Galifianakis maybe being a registered sex offender (HA! Just like that one guy in the movie who IS A RAPIST, IN REAL LIFE) wins award for Best Comedy. More jokes about awesomeness of notorious rapist ensue; warm-hearted applause for notorious rapist resounds throughout the theater. Unlike that one time when the guy who participated in blacklisting won an award, there is no visible or reported protest. Not that it would ever be okay to compare this extremely visible and obvious verification that we live in something called “rape culture” to blacklisting. Because, you know, that (blacklisting) was actually bad!
In a related story, feminist blogger Sady Doyle completes plans for utopian space colony NoDudesonia. (SPACE COLONY MOTTO: Seriously, Guys, We Tried. We Just Need Space, All Right?) Should you wish to defect from Dude Culture, re-education programs will be made available to you. Stay tuned for tips re: escaping from this dystopian hellworld before it is too late.