Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Awwww, he wrote a little defense of himself. Here, I shall translate: I’m totally pro-choice! I don’t believe abortion should be illegal. My friends think it should be illegal, though. Also, if you think it should be illegal, that’s cool. Kudos for flooding that one dude with e-mails about how he must STOP THE PLAGUE […]
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Well, now he’s just doing it to piss me off. For lo, another week is upon us, and it brings with it another column by liberal Republican pro-choice choice-hater William Saletan. In this week’s installment: William Saletan totally supports your right to have an abortion! Also, ladies are getting abortions, and it’s terrible! If you’re […]
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The statistics are shocking: women experience 572,032 violent victimizations a year and approximately 28% of those abusers are either husbands or boyfriends; men fall victim to 48,983 incidents a year. – Second sentence of a study on domestic violence carried out, inexplicably, by an online dating service. “We were surprised to see that almost three […]
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Good morning! Or, afternoon, I guess! I am feeling very classy today, my friends. Granted, I am classy every day of my life. However, today is special. I am eating french toast with blackberry puree, and I am also drinking a cheap yet totally acceptable champagne, also with blackberry puree in it because that’s tasty, […]
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Hello! And good afternoon! My computer works now, you will no doubt be pleased to note. It was totally not doing that this morning, which was sad. And resulted in a delay in Sexist Beatdown! This week: a groundbreaking new study finds that, when you ask a bunch of boring straight people which sex acts […]
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Here is a shocking confession: I kind of love Slate contributor William Saletan. This is not because I think he is “smart,” or “interesting,” or even “a particularly good writer.” No, my reasons for loving him are far more complex. I love him because he is always asking DEEPLY STUPID QUESTIONS, in such a way […]
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
There are many lady issues facing ladies today: for example, pay inequality, the problematic coding of masculinity and femininity as oppositional, the exclusion of women from legitimate positions of authority, the goals of President Obama’s Council on Women and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… OK! More importantly! Battlestar Galactica is totally almost over! Oh, my God, Battlestar Galactica. I […]
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Sexist Beatdown! It is the highlight of my week! Yours too, if you have any sense at all. But is it… SEXY? Probably not sufficiently sexy, no! In this week’s installment, the sexy Amanda Hess of sexy Washington City Paper blog The Sexist and I sexily discuss “sexting,” the sexy texting craze that’s sweeping the […]
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You know what I haven’t talked about much lately? Literature, that’s what! I have been remiss. Fortunately for all of us, popular singer and poetsmith Kelly Clarkson, along with chronicler of our times Katy “If I Say Being A Girl Is Lame, Boys (And Self-Loathing Girls) Will Find Me ‘Rebellious’” Perry, have produced an epic […]
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
This weekend, I had the pleasure of going to a party, and speaking therein with someone who reads, and apparently does not hate, my blog. You will never guess what happened next: it turned out he was a dude! Artist’s representation Yes, friends, a dude. A dude who specifically wished to speak about this post, […]
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