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OMG Glee: Brand New Puppy Edition

“Kurt looked up from his desk and stared fondly at the old group photo of the members of New Directions, his High School Show Choir. He struggled to remember when it had been taken. He lifted the frame from the wall and scrutinized the tiny markings on the bottom that dated the photo.

‘Ah yes,’ he said. ‘That was the year everyone sang to me.’”

Appointment with Apprehension: A Kurt Hummel Mystery; an excerpt from a fanfic I’m totally not writing in which Kurt is an old man solving mysteries in New England.

Glee! Plot lines now exclusively culled from 30 Rock one-liners! “Then I found out her mother was a nazi hunter. From OHIO!” Liz would say. “Isn’t she the woman who ended up marrying herself in a ceremony presided over by herself?” Jack would ask. “The very same!” Liz would reply and then Jonathon would come on screen and Jack would be mean to him and I would die a little inside.

Once again Kurt was the center of this episode, and once again this made me uncomfortable. Sue got married to herself, which initially seemed like a throwaway storyline, but Carol Burnett is in it. She and Sue sing a duet that is the answer to anyone who doubted me last week about how not-on-purpose terrible those performances were. Their number this week sure as hell didn’t cost as much as the Chicago number last week, and yet this one is not a horrifying display of mediocrity that would make Bob Fosse weep. See the difference?

Sue Sylvester was the most responsible and caring I’ve ever seen her, which makes me think she might be Lawful Evil. Or maybe she’s Chaotic Good but believes pain makes people virtuous? I really don’t understand this character’s morality, but it seemed like her job was to go through a certain number of “Principal Whose Hands Are Tied” clichés before the end of that first scene in her office. And then the Glee Club banded together to dispense vigilante justice. On Karofsky! Yeah, let’s just kill him! His life is probably really satisfying and not at all tragic! Then Kurt’s father reinforces the “Violence is the solution as long as the violence is being visited upon the wicked by the righteous” idea by threatening a minor in a High School.

The Glee wedding was nice, but it seemed odd how so much of it was about Kurt. And how everyone was making a point to say something nice about him and smile really big and not make any sudden movements, as if he might wish them into the cornfield if they displeased him. The last few episodes have kept up this barrage of compliments, with all of them getting ecstatic over everything he does. They treat Kurt like a new puppy. Because he’s perfect. And no one ever calls him on his flaws. And of course he can make a wedding work on almost no notice, he’s a magical queer.

So what are you all watching? Anything good?

Updates!

So, here we have an apology, for the piece Jezebel published last Wednesday advocating groping, purposefully intoxicating a woman in order to fuck her, and various other things along the lines of “sexual assault,” from editor Jessica Coen. That’s great. I have to say, just in response to comments on our last piece on the subject, that this was never some “Tiger Beatdown versus Jezebel” thing; you don’t have to choose, and I don’t want to go around killing other lady blogs so you’ll read mine. Ladies need as many lady-supportive spaces as they can get, I’ve learned through some hard experience, which is why the Pasteck article was such a big deal. A few questions remain:

  • Where’s the apology from Edward Pasteck, the author of the piece?
  • Who is Edward Pasteck? As per Coen’s comment, he is a real person, and a “he,” which clears up some lingering concerns as to whether he even exists. But he has no history of published writing elsewhere. “Edward Pasteck” is a pseudonym. Which means that either the first article this man ever wrote was published on the most prominent feminist-leaning website currently in existence — which would be pretty sexist in and of itself — and that he was somehow able to get through the door without any resume or experience to speak of, and that he was able to do all of this despite advocating against some of the core beliefs of its readers and apparently its writers, or that he has written, under other names, and that this information was protected in order to give him anonymity while advocating sexual assault.
  • Either way, I fully understand why some people need anonymity on the Internet. I only disclose my birth name to my actual friends (although it doesn’t matter, because everyone calls me “Sady” anyway. And “Doyle” is real). But this is very different: This man was given both a platform, and anonymity, to promote his pro-sexual assault stance, and to be shielded from accountability. In my opinion, this won’t be right until we know who Edward Pasteck is and how he got the job, because, honestly, if a guy says something like this? Firstly, he needs to be held accountable. And secondly, women need to know who he is, so that they can protect themselves by avoiding him.
  • I’m really glad this apology went up, though. It’s great. I appreciate it. But, as a final point, I could not disagree more that “we’re not always doing our job if we don’t ourselves publish and discuss that with which we may disagree.” None of us are obligated to publish anything. We have nothing against publishing dudes here at the Tiger Beatdown — it’s mostly me and Garland posting here, these days, which means we are a 50% dude-created space — but it is entirely reasonable that a space for women not be obligated to publish views which actively harm women. Furthermore, the idea that we’re somehow avoiding these beliefs by not giving their advocates a platform is inaccurate. Feminists spend more time with these beliefs than anyone, especially feminist writers — Cara Kulwicki, at The Curvature, spends more time researching and reporting on actual rape cases than any publication I’m aware of. The rest of us spend hours dredging though this stuff, so as to understand it, so as to write about it, so as to stop it. There’s a difference between informing your readers and assigning pieces to sexual assault advocates. I think it’s a pretty clear difference.
  • Besides, if we really wanted to get ideas like Edward Pasteck’s straight from the source, we have, say, the entire rest of the Internet on which to find them. Or real life. Where we’re getting harassed on the street. Much like the ladies in Paris, in fact!

Some Of You May Have Noticed

That our Face of Privilege Denying Dude has changed! That is for a very inspirational reason. Apparently, a certain gentleman by the name of “Edman” reads websites, and the comment sites of websites, such as the Tiger Beatdown according to his statement on the matter, and has decided to stop iStockPhoto’s campaign of cease-and-desist letters IN ITS TRACKS by volunteering his very own shining face to the meme! That’s right: You can find ALL the old Privilege Denying Dudes, but with Edman, instead of Jan, who prefers not to have such wide exposure. (WHAT WOULD TYRA THINK????) Here, Edman recreates my all-time favorite of the Privilege Denying Dude memes, encapsulating as it does every argument with every dude ever caused by you pointing out that one of his statements was a wee bit sexist:

Hats off to Edman! Tiger Beatdown reader! Inspiration! The man who is also an Ed!

Although, I do confess a special weakness for Ryan Gosling flavor Privilege Denying Dude, if only for his face, which (a) belongs to Ryan Gosling, and (b) professes deep inner incredulity and Denying. Like so:

Haha. Whee! And here’s to years of PDD yet to come.

I’ve Been Wanting To Write About Seven Brides For Seven Brothers For a While

A little over a month ago, AOL News posted an article by Walter Schumm entitled “Study: Gay parents more likely to have gay kids.” Schumm, a Family Studies professor from Kansas has conducted a “meta-analysis” (just make peace with the amount of sarcastic quotations I need to use to even talk about this inane shit) that seems to point to queer families producing more queer children. For those who aren’t familiar with the technique, meta-analysis is the compilation of several different studies or experiments in order to draw conclusions about the aggregate of their research. The studies you choose or don’t choose absolutely determine your results. Years and years of research showing gay parents aren’t more likely to raise gay children were apparently glossed over, and the result is going to be a windfall to groups that wish to outlaw gay adoption.

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So, Just So We’re Clear:

Let me take a second here to paint a target on my back. And then, let’s talk about feminist media. Because here’s the history of feminist media on the Internet, as I understand it. It goes:

  • People start writing about their feminism on the Internet.
  • People start doing it for themselves.
  • People do this for free.
  • Or they do it for sub-minimum wages.
  • Women lose their jobs and become the targets of national smear campaigns because they do this.
  • Women are stalked and threatened with rape and death because they do this.
  • And they keep doing it anyway. Because they care. Because they think it matters. Because talking about feminism online provides a community, a safe space, a way to find people who will support you and help you educate yourself and challenge you, and it provides many, many girls and women with free resources for becoming stronger and improving their own lives.
  • Several media corporations go into the business of creating spaces like this.
  • These spaces often get high traffic, are profitable, and are rewarded with plentiful attention and praise, and the people who create spaces for feminist media but don’t do it for profit, or who do it for a profit that isn’t exactly profitable, join in the praise and support. They welcome those blogs.
  • Again, because they care. They believe that these issues are so important, and that media centered around them is so valuable, that they don’t especially care whether it’s “corporate” or volunteer, whether they’re at the top of the heap or not: They just want the spaces to exist. And there are women doing good work in those spaces, so we praise and link to and comment upon and enable them financially.
  • One space becomes more prominent than all the rest — so prominent that its name becomes synonymous with “feminist blogging.” Because it is, often, really fucking good, this is fine.
  • This site publishes a piece advocating sexual assault.
  • Or maybe it’s just a rape joke.
  • Either way, Jezebel, Happy Thanksgiving. Your gratitude inspires us all.

OMG Glee: The Substitute

Last week’s Glee was really terrible. Not just “makes Social Justice activists cringe” terrible, but poorly executed. Gwyneth Paltrow played a substitute teacher named Holly Holiday with designs on Will’s job, Principal Figgins, one of the show’s few characters of color, was fired, and Kurt was a terrible, shitty friend to Mercedes all the way through. We learned that women essentially have two options: lovable, carefree drifter with no follow-through or uptight, controlling schoolmarm. We learned that faced with fat shaming from her best friend, Mercedes will thank him for his “advice.”

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Quick Links: Your Beautiful Princess Wedding Edition

It seems almost too perfect: The Time/Pew poll revealing that 39 percent of Americans think marriage is obsolete was released on the very week that seemingly everyone on both sides of the Atlantic went wild over an engagement.

But WHICH engagement? And WHY? And what does Sady THINK ABOUT MARRIAGE? Well, click on through to find out! And then read Garland’s post below, for it is a delight.

A Very Special Episode of Grey Areas: Privilege Denying Dude Edition

This week, on a very special episode of Grey Areas, we’ll be talking about Privilege Denying Dude! Again! Because if there is anything we at Tiger Beatdown like to do, it is run things right into the ground!

I spent quite a great deal of time writing about PDD last week. Initially, I had concerns. Those were sandblasted out of me once I read the deluge of commentary from real life Privilege Denying Dudes who wanted this meme scrubbed completely from the Internet. Not the avalanche of racist, sexist, ableist memes that metastasize through the Internet at large: no, no, no, those are obviously free speech. But the concept that marginalized people might be using their jokes against them, OH FUCK CALL THE PRESIDENT SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE INTERNET DOWN.

This message is not from one of those dudes. This is from someone else.

Hey garland, I follow you and I love love love your tumblr. However, honestly, if I never see PDD again it won’t be soon enough. I don’t disagree with the underlying notion (i.e. that privilege exists), but it’s a divisive and, IMO, unfair tactic. I think it bootstraps a lot of shit onto a plain disagreement with said notion which could be otherwise settled through thoughtful conversation and reasoned debate. This being the internet though, it’s hard to engage in reasoned debate without calling your opponent Hitler (or whatever?). We’re all adults here, and I think if we had the advantage of physical proximity, we could all talk this through thoroughly, listen to each other, and learn something of each other’s perspectives. And for the record, this is not [Person on Tumblr who consistently reminds us that he doesn’t believe in the concept of privilege.]

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Tiger Beatdown Weekly Miscellany

Here are a few things that crossed our collective radars recently. Some of them are fairly new, some of them are old (SO OLD, SO VERY, VERY OLD.)

  • Yesterday was Transgender Day of Remembrance. C.L., writing for Feministe:
  • “So I will Remember today. I will remember because that body lying somewhere unmourned could be me. Because it is me. I mourn because remembering makes me angry, energizes me to fight again. I mourn because we don’t have all that much to celebrate today, not really, not when even the most elemental of basic protections elude the vast majority of trans people the world round. I won’t shrug or carp about how there’s so much death brought up today. Because there is a lot of death. And that needs to be remembered, to be brought up, to be shoved in the face of those who are indifferent to it until something changes, really changes, and trans people are allowed to join the human race.”
  • The Paycheck Fairness Act failed to pass a Republican filibuster:
  • “More than 45 years after passage of the Equal Pay Act, the pay gap shockingly persists with women still earning on average 77 cents to every man’s dollar. According to the National Women’s Law Center, “This persistent pay gap translates to more than $10,000 in lost wages per year for the average female worker.” The gap is even worse for women of color: African-American women earn 61 cents and Latinas earn 52 cents for every dollar a white non-Hispanic man earns.”

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SEXIST BEATDOWN: Sexist Patdown Edition

Well, hey there! Guess what exciting new oh-Lord-not-my-vagina type issues emerged RIGHT THE HELL AFTER I took a plane out to the Ohio?

Splendid. So the news, for those of our readers who have been trapped inside of a well for the past week or so, and have only just emerged thanks to the help of their loyal border collies, is this: There are body scanners. They can see you naked. Sometimes you have to go through them, “randomly,” at the airport. We’ve been promised that the images will never be saved or leaked or used abusively, just like all those other body scanner images that have been saved, leaked, and/or used abusively. Your alternative to being Hudged by the forces of Jet Blue? Why, you can get a “patdown,” of course! Wherein TSA agents will stick their hands down the front of your pants, check both overboob and underboob, and wedge their hands right up in your crotch, for good measure, so that you will be in an extra-good mood for visiting Gramma. Basically, everyone is having some fun and/or consent issues for the holidays!

One person who has been faithfully covering these issues, of course, is Amanda Hess of TBD. And one person who faithfully reads and/or professionally GChats with Amanda Hess of TBD is me! Join us, therefore, as we pat down the many suspicious crevices of this particular issue.

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