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SERIOUS NEWS EVENTS WEEKLY: Exclusive Leaked Footage of the Tiger Beatdown T-Shirt Printing Party

So, I know and you know that this blog has been all over the SERIOUS NEWS EVENTS lately. Like Ke$ha dance parties! We are all over those!

However, tonight we are also taking care of TIGER BEATDOWN T-SHIRT EVENTS coverage. We are making them! We are documenting the process of making them! We are keeping you apprised of the process! In live-blogging fashion.

We also have a jug of Tiger Beatdown-Approved Cheap Wine, so. You know! Trying to live the life to which we aspire!

Photo 25Step I: Tiger Beatdown T-Shirt Fetuses!

Step II: Looking at pictures of Fiona Apple on the Internet (NOT PICTURED)

Step III: Extensive looking at every possible font before deciding on one we liked best in the first place.

Step Four: FUCK YOU PHOTOSHOP WHAT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY.

Step Five: Download new copy of Photoshop?

Photo 7

Step 97: Talking about Tumblr! (Seriously, Photoshop takes forever.)

Photo 8

Step 1115: Seriously, A LONG TIME.

Photo 10

Step 125,000,013: IT BEGINS

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Step Thirty-Four (I Think?): Laborious cutting? WHAT? MAN, this is a taxing process. (Of which I will take photos!)

Step Nine Hundred and Thirty-Eight: Okay, so the actual heat press process takes like 3 seconds. Therefore, we missed it. Sorry.

Photo 14STEP THE FINAL: We have figured out how to make a Tiger Beatdown t-shirt. This is what it looks like. SORT OF. Your size, color and cut may vary, actually! So, uh… who wants one?

46 Comments

  1. K wrote:

    I don’t know why this is funny but it is.

    Tuesday, March 2, 2010 at 10:05 pm | Permalink
  2. Irised wrote:

    For a moment there I thought there were going to be fetuses on the tshirts. Aww. Can there be fetuses on the tshirts?

    Tuesday, March 2, 2010 at 10:10 pm | Permalink
  3. J.R. wrote:

    I do! I want one! Hooray!

    Tuesday, March 2, 2010 at 10:39 pm | Permalink
  4. beth wrote:

    I WANT ONE

    but wait, will it say “tiger beatdown” anywhere?

    Tuesday, March 2, 2010 at 10:50 pm | Permalink
  5. Gayle Force wrote:

    I SO WANT ONE.

    But will it say “tiger beatdown” anywhere? Because, I would like to advertise your awesomeness.

    Tuesday, March 2, 2010 at 11:10 pm | Permalink
  6. gnat wrote:

    I want one! and one! and one! … I want several.

    Will there be many kinds?

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 12:32 am | Permalink
  7. William wrote:

    Yeah, I’m with Gayle. I would buy a t-shirt regardless, but part of my goal would be to make sure that more people learn about Tiger Beatdown.

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 1:26 am | Permalink
  8. Nadia wrote:

    Meee! Thirding the Tiger Beatdown logo/name thing too. Yes girls will save the internet, but people need to know where to find them!

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 1:40 am | Permalink
  9. Little Cat Lost wrote:

    Me me me! With a vote for a tasteful reference to Tiger Beatdown.

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 3:49 am | Permalink
  10. Vee wrote:

    Me! Depending a little on shipping cost.

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 5:24 am | Permalink
  11. Trifling wrote:

    A thousand times yes, I want one. I might want a thousand. I certainly want, like, at least 2. Awesome.

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 8:14 am | Permalink
  12. Oh, me! Me!

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 8:37 am | Permalink
  13. Eneya wrote:

    I would love to have one.
    But can there be some quotes of yours and Amanda. :)
    You know better your publications than me, so I suppose it will be easier for you to pick the best or most hilarious quotes. :)

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 9:38 am | Permalink
  14. cathy wrote:

    I do!

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 10:09 am | Permalink
  15. Erin wrote:

    I would definitely like one. :)

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 10:22 am | Permalink
  16. gatecrewgirl wrote:

    I want one! It will be my new favorite t-shirt! I will wear it to my gym where all the old men I work with also go! And they will stop talking to me when I’m sweaty! Because they’re too busy looking up your blog, Sady! So it should say tigerbeatdown.com!

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 10:33 am | Permalink
  17. Marste wrote:

    I want one! But I agree that I want one that says TigerBeatdown on it. :)

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 1:24 pm | Permalink
  18. Marste wrote:

    *sigh* Only, you know, with a space between the “Tiger” and the “Beatdown.” As opposed to my awful typing abilities.

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 1:25 pm | Permalink
  19. Stephanie wrote:

    I do! I do! And yes, I second (third, forth, fifth) the inclusion of Tiger Beatdown.

    I will wear it with my doc martens and listen to bikini kill and it will be awesome….or you know, with my outfits not from the time of riot grrrl, which this reminds me of.

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 1:55 pm | Permalink
  20. Alicia wrote:

    I like the text as-is, but I would also like if it said Tiger Beatdown on it. :)

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 2:27 pm | Permalink
  21. Sady wrote:

    @Everyone: Yay, feedback! We meant to get the first test run of 14 done last night, but due to Photoshop fuckery and learning how to get everything done, we only got the one test t-shirt above completed. And now I know that we need to put a URL on there! So that’s good!

    @Stephanie: Best compliment… EVER???

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 2:27 pm | Permalink
  22. CourtneyB wrote:

    count me in for two!

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 6:03 pm | Permalink
  23. K wrote:

    Wait, could you use CafePress or some such t-shirt making company to make some cash?

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 8:16 pm | Permalink
  24. Adrianna wrote:

    I WANT MANY

    i would like them to say Tigerbeatdown.com somewhere on them so people will ask me “WTF is Tigerbeatdown?”

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 9:59 pm | Permalink
  25. GrammarGeek wrote:

    YES PLEASE.

    Also millionth’d on the addition of a Tiger Beatdown logo/URL, and seconded on selling these via Etsy, CafePress, Zazzle, Topatoco, or similar. Monies make the blogs go ’round!

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 10:04 pm | Permalink
  26. Kita wrote:

    I’d love one that said Tiger Beatdown! You might just need that CafePress store…

    Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 1:23 am | Permalink
  27. Irised wrote:

    Honestly I wouldn’t get that tshirt cos I don’t get the slogan :C I .. uh … cool? Yes? No? What? We will? I don’t know! I’m not one of the cool kids, obvs :C

    I would intensely love to have a tshirt from Tiger Beatdown though, so. Uh. Despite my unhelpful commenting, I am watching developments closely! :D ??

    And I also think selling Tshirts could be a great way to raise funds? Not that I know anything about how it works. Seconding Eneya about quotes: you have lots of great wordiness in this blog here, getting some particularly choice phrases on tshirts would be so cool, if there are any short enough and suitable …

    Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 4:24 am | Permalink
  28. Irised wrote:

    In before someone informing me that “GIRLS WILL SAVE THE INTERNET” is, in fact, a quote from the blog #_# I CAN FEEL IT COMING

    Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 4:37 am | Permalink
  29. cme wrote:

    I would like one! So much!

    Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 3:44 pm | Permalink
  30. Stephanie wrote:

    I am glad doc martens are the best compliment possibly ever for these shirts. I will most definitely wear them with it.

    Also I am with Adrianna. I want to desperately respond to the question “WTF is Tiger Beatdown?”

    Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 6:17 pm | Permalink
  31. Renee wrote:

    ME!

    Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 7:48 pm | Permalink
  32. damienne wrote:

    yesyesyes, pleasepleaseplease.

    Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 9:39 pm | Permalink
  33. Slickpig wrote:

    want want want! :D

    Saturday, March 6, 2010 at 8:18 pm | Permalink
  34. Alix wrote:

    Oooh! I would like a t-shirt please!

    Sunday, March 7, 2010 at 1:18 am | Permalink
  35. Lauren wrote:

    I love the handmade, riot grrl awesomeness. Hell yeah, girls will save the internet!

    Sunday, March 7, 2010 at 10:26 pm | Permalink
  36. Jon wrote:

    I thought this was pretty hilarious, and would totally buy one

    Monday, March 8, 2010 at 12:23 pm | Permalink
  37. Mark O. wrote:

    I so desperately want one of these shirts.

    Monday, March 8, 2010 at 6:12 pm | Permalink
  38. lurker wrote:

    I actually like this slogan a lot. It’s mysterious but provocative and would make me feel like part of a cohort of secret girl super heroes.

    Monday, March 8, 2010 at 10:58 pm | Permalink
  39. Chris wrote:

    I want one! I would perhaps want several!

    Tuesday, March 9, 2010 at 2:57 pm | Permalink
  40. chrisbean wrote:

    I WANT LOTS!!

    Friday, March 12, 2010 at 2:17 pm | Permalink
  41. Oriniwen wrote:

    I’d like one with the entire text of your BSG post on it, if we can do reccomendations. I’ve discovered there is not actually an upper limit to the amount of times I will read that post.

    Also URL is a good idea!

    Saturday, March 13, 2010 at 6:32 pm | Permalink
  42. Canomia wrote:

    I want one, but I’m in Sweden, is that a problem? And also, how do you print them? It seems more complicated than it should be.

    Saturday, March 13, 2010 at 8:13 pm | Permalink
  43. Kathryn wrote:

    Awww man, whatever happened with “Nobody puts Sady in a corner”?!?!? This is still awesome though…

    Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 4:18 pm | Permalink
  44. Mfred wrote:

    I want one so bad, I posted the image on my tumblr. Now three other people might want one too!

    Tuesday, March 23, 2010 at 1:23 pm | Permalink
  45. nes wrote:

    and I need one – in Germany…. is that another problem?
    loving the beatdown!

    Sunday, March 28, 2010 at 6:22 pm | Permalink
  46. Ry wrote:

    I WANT ONE! And ditto the Tiger Beatdown on there somewheres!
    Gimme gimme

    Monday, March 29, 2010 at 7:33 pm | Permalink