So, I know and you know that this blog has been all over the SERIOUS NEWS EVENTS lately. Like Ke$ha dance parties! We are all over those!
However, tonight we are also taking care of TIGER BEATDOWN T-SHIRT EVENTS coverage. We are making them! We are documenting the process of making them! We are keeping you apprised of the process! In live-blogging fashion.
We also have a jug of Tiger Beatdown-Approved Cheap Wine, so. You know! Trying to live the life to which we aspire!
Step I: Tiger Beatdown T-Shirt Fetuses!
Step II: Looking at pictures of Fiona Apple on the Internet (NOT PICTURED)
Step III: Extensive looking at every possible font before deciding on one we liked best in the first place.
Step Four: FUCK YOU PHOTOSHOP WHAT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY.
Step Five: Download new copy of Photoshop?
Step 97: Talking about Tumblr! (Seriously, Photoshop takes forever.)
Step 1115: Seriously, A LONG TIME.
Step 125,000,013: IT BEGINS
Step Thirty-Four (I Think?): Laborious cutting? WHAT? MAN, this is a taxing process. (Of which I will take photos!)
Step Nine Hundred and Thirty-Eight: Okay, so the actual heat press process takes like 3 seconds. Therefore, we missed it. Sorry.
STEP THE FINAL: We have figured out how to make a Tiger Beatdown t-shirt. This is what it looks like. SORT OF. Your size, color and cut may vary, actually! So, uh… who wants one?