Thursday, November 6, 2008
I know! I am crazy with the numbers lately! This is because I have no idea how statistics are compiled, and therefore see in numbers a certain reassuring purity that rhetoric cannot provide. I mean, I’m sure they are just as skewed as everything else, but I would prefer it if you did not tell […]
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Thursday, November 6, 2008
If there is one thing we, as a people, have learned from the election, it is this: women be shopping. Oh, and that conventionally attractive women are stupid sluts. Oh, and also that competent, intelligent women who do not apologize for speaking in an authoritative manner are ugly bitches who should shut the fuck up […]
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Thursday, November 6, 2008
… reasonable people everywhere were faced with one important question: will it be possible to clone him and turn him into a theme park exhibit? What? Too soon?
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Wednesday, November 5, 2008
So, yes, I burst into tears last night, but now I want to tell you why. A few days ago I wrote this: Most people do not belong to the (incredibly small) demographic of white, straight, middle-class men at which most “mainstream” media is targeted; most of us will, at least once per day, be […]
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Happy Voting Day! How was your experience? No matter how good it was, it can’t compare to the experience that these folks had: That is because they have the Most Amazing Marriage of All Time. I will be honest with you: I’ve liked Barack Obama since 2004. After his speech at the DNC that year, I, […]
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One thing you can do, if you are bored, is to read the AV Club article entitled “Hell hath no fury: 22 films about vengeful women.” While you are reading it, you might want to count the implications of and synonyms for sexist dog-whistles such as “irrational,” “overreaction,” “crazy,” and “selfish.” It turns out there […]
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CHORUS: Two households, unalike in dignityIn Tiger Beatdown, where we lay our sceneFrom ancient grudge break to new mutiny;Dude’s based his whole damn world view on his peen. SOME POSTER (hereinafter named “Mercdouchio”): Wow! you really twisted his words around… Don’t forget that the dancing woman started this. She approached HIM and had the audacity […]
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Saturday, November 1, 2008
Some men aspire to be famous douches; others are happy to toil in douche obscurity until the light of internet fame shines upon them. Then, there are men who arise, in the space of a moment, to the heights of douchery – men like young Ian Sloane, of Wheaton College, who inquires: I have a […]
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… nor shalt thou convene with them in the bars, nor in their apartments, nor go unto them on All Hallow’s Eve and eat of the roast chicken prepared there. (Guess what I’m doing tonight? PARTY.) This is a pretty obscure commandment, actually, but Melissa McEwan points out that at least one Hell House is […]
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You know: Aaron P. Taylor, who did not rape you (although he totally could have, and he thinks you deserved it), is a very sensitive guy. Aaron P. Taylor is an artist who did not rape you; an iconoclast who did not rape you; a thinker of thoughts about raping you (OR NOT), which he […]
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