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Monthly Archives: October 2010

An Amazing Time, for Women!

There are many things that we, as a people, can learn from the “Cathy” finale. The most important, however, appears to be that once you are married and pregnant, your life story is over. “LADY GOALS: ACCOMPLISHED. SHUTTING DOWN SUBJECTIVITY UNIT,” the little text display behind your eyeballs will read. You will be surprised, because […]

TO QUEER, WITH LOVE: The Year I Wanted To Be A Teacher

I used to want to be a teacher, did I ever tell you that Beatdown? My last semester of college, I took an extra 6 hours to qualify to teach my chosen subject area. While dealing with my autoimmune problems, writing papers, and studying for finals, I was commuting two hours both ways to attend orientation […]

Delayed News Digest: Lady Dislikes Job, Quits, Gets Other Job, Blogs A Little

Oh, wait. I meant SEX PROSTITUTE POSES AS HUMAN TEACHER, PROBABLY SELLS THE SEX TO YOUR CHILD, REVEALS SEX EXPLOITS TO INTERNET; THERE WAS  SEX! I get these things confused. Sorry.

Hey, Everybody: Let’s Define “Neutral!”

So, here is something that is in the news a lot lately: GLBT kids committing suicide. I know, right? SCARY. Definitely not suited to an article in which there are jokes. Because, my God. However, here is a nugget I came across in my internet searches, which I will now share with you: In the […]