I forgot to tell you that I wrote something for The Awl???? I missed it when it went up! It is about — WAIT FOR IT — Internet activism, Twitter, and feminist infighting, in the form of an epistolary short story the background of which is that Taylor Swift has achieved total world domination secretly and has planned, with some funding from Oprah (who was “not happy” with a certain Swift-interrupter last I Googled) to destroy the Earth and pin it on Kanye West. And then I start a Tumblr about it. And get in fights with a girl named “Beth,” which is a name I chose specifically because I don’t know anyone named “Beth,” over previous crappy interactions that we allow to warp our views on Anti-End-Of-The-World Activism.
YEAH I KNOW.
I wrote it, like, WELL before #MooreandMe. You know I wouldn’t lie.