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THE END OF TIGER BEATDOWN Is Taking Longer Than Expected. NOW MY COMPELLING POLITICAL THOUGHTS:

Oh, hello again! It’s me! And by “me,” I mean “Grizzly Fetus!” As I usually do. Since I am Grizzly Fetus. Sorry, you girls are so simple in the mind-brain that I often feel compelled to give you a little extra explanation. Don’t remember me yet? Oh! Let me remind you, YOU BIG OLD SIMPLETONS:

Here’s another thing I will explain to you: I am BACK! Oh, what: You thought I was gone? That I wouldn’t be posting here again? That tireless self-promoter and control freak Sady Doyle had found some way to expel me from her blog? TOUGH LUCK TO YOU, LADIES! No matter how Doyle may whine — “oh, wahhhh, it’s my blog and I want to decide who writes on it, wahhhhhhh, I had no plans for a fetus to occupy the blog and write various brilliant and compelling op-eds, interspersed with charming personal anecdotes that make you think he’d be a really cool dude to meet and hang out with and potentially elect as President, WAHHHHHH” — once you get Grizzly-Fetused, you STAY Grizzly-Fetused. Also, you embrace “Grizzly-Fetused” as a totally cool catchphrase. And you say it, all the time.

TO CONTINUE: Yep, Grizzly Fetus took himself a little break, this weekend. Grizzly Fetus does not feel bad about this! You don’t own Grizzly Fetus! You don’t know his life! WHO ARE YOU, unpatriotic blog whiners, to tell Grizzly Fetus he can’t celebrate Presidents’ Day? (The most meaningful of all holidays; granted, it would be Christmas, but we in the fetus community view that as a day of solemn mourning, as it denotes Our Christian Lord’s demotion from unplanned fetus to mere human baby, crying in some sort of donkey-feeding device while dudes gave fancy incense to his dad.) Who are you to tell Grizzly Fetus he can’t celebrate with a 3.85-day weekend? And oh, what a 3.85 days of President’s Day it was!

(Continued)

Meet the HR3 Ten: Joe Donnelly

Ten Democrats cosponsored H.R.3, even with language redefining rape; four of those ten also apparently don’t care if pregnant women die. Sarah Jaffe takes a closer look at all ten; find all posted to date here.

In the run-up to the 2010 election, Melinda Henneberger at Politics Daily wrote of Joe Donnelly:

Democratic incumbent Rep. Joe Donnelly and his Republican challenger in next month’s election, state Rep.Jackie Walorski, have a fair amount in common: Both are pro-gun, pro-life, and oppose climate change legislation, though it’s Donnelly who has been endorsed by the NRA, and he, too, who emphasizes his stand against illegal immigration.
Both candidates are running against Nancy Pelosi and on Hoosier valueswhatever those might be.

Despite running against his own party and its priorities, Joe Donnelly got $770,760.74 in DCCC expenditures in his race. Not bad, eh? Donnelly’s district was a “red to blue” target in 2006, and so the party kept pouring money in to keep him in it.

Molly McClure is from Donnelly’s district, and she notes that while Indiana as a whole is pretty conservative, it did vote for Obama in 2008–the first time a Democrat had taken the state since 1964 and Barry Goldwater’s epic loss. Obama took South Bend/St. Joseph County in ’08, but much of the rest of the district voted McCain. She notes that the district is heavily Catholic–in addition to Notre Dame, other Catholic schools are prominent in the area.

So during the 2010 campaign, Donnelly was running ads slagging his (female) Majority Leader at the time and his (black) president, notably over the issue of immigration. As Greg Sargent noted, he’s from Indiana–not exactly a contentious border state. Yet he couldn’t even bring himself to vote for the DREAM Act to give immigrant kids citizenship if they went to college or joined the military.

And of course, as soon as the election was over, Donnelly didn’t hesitate to jump in for HR3. What better way to prove he’s still independent, right? Although he isn’t (as of yet) a cosponsor of HR358, that hardly makes him a feminist, eh?

He did release this statement on the removal of “forcible” from HR3, but notably says nothing about the fact that he was willing to put his name on the bill as is (and, as of now, it still is).


“I welcome yesterday’s news that Congressman Chris Smith of New Jersey, the author of H.R. 3, is going to strike the word “forcible” from the bill,” said Donnelly. “Doing so will bring the bill’s language in line with the language of the Hyde Amendment, which has been the law of the land for 35 years. The intention of the bill, as originally drafted, was not to change existing law regarding the use of taxpayer dollars for abortion-related services in cases of rape. Rape is a violent and despicable act in every circumstance. It is my firm belief that our laws should always reflect that fact.”

His other priorities in the current Congress are, apparently, celebrating the goodness of our Catholic schools and the “Collectible Firearms Protection Act.” No word on whether he thinks people ought to be protected from collectible firearms, but he apparently thinks you should be able to import a lot of them.

His top earmarks are defense (obviously) as well as local transportation and a million bucks to his alma mater, Notre Dame. They’ve paid him back with $46,702 in campaign cash, as well.

Donnelly is on the Committee on Financial Services, Subcommittee on Capital Markets, Insurance, and Government-Sponsored Enterprises and the Subcommittee on Housing and Community Opportunity. He’s also on the Committee on Veterans’ Affairs,  Subcommittee on Disability Assistance and Memorial Affairs and the Subcommittee on Health.

Donnelly is just fine with extending the PATRIOT Act and FISA, the Bush-era surveillance programs that have admittedly become slightly more bipartisan since Obama took office. He’s also voted with Republicans on war funding without benchmarks for withdrawal.

He’s been squishy on Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, first voting against repeal “because the Pentagon study group was still working on its assessment of the impact of a possible lifting of the ban.” He did eventually call for repeal and vote for repeal.

Donnelly appears to have gubernatorial ambitions–and so, apparently does Mike Pence.

Unlike Critz and Shuler, Donnelly did not oppose health care reform and wasn’t on the original Stupak letter, though he did vote for the Stupak amendment and, Molly McClure notes, refuse to vote for health care until Obama committed to the executive order recodifying the Hyde amendment. He also did vote for the stimulus bill, making his claims of supporting “jobs and education” at least sort of valid.

But then we have to ask–if jobs, the deficit, and education are the top priorities for Blue Dogs like Donnelly, why are they going along with a radical antichoice agenda that would deprive pregnant people of access to health care?

You can ask him here or contact:

1530 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: (202) 225-3915
Fax: (202) 225-6798

And of course, ask the DCCC why they poured so much money into a Democrat who was running ads against them?

430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
Main Phone Number: (202) 863-1500

While you’re at it, you can ask them why they’re only asking for $100,000 for “the DCCC’s Women’s Health Rapid Response Fund.”  Antichoice Dems are worth $3.4 million and women’s health is worth $100,000?

Meet Mike McIntyre next! Meet Heath Shuler and Mark Critz here.

THE END OF TIGER BEATDOWN

All right, folks. For too long have I lived in darkness. For too long have I lingered on the fringes of society, never being heard, in part because I do not yet have a mouth, and thus cannot use human language. FOR TOO LONG, have I been SILENCED! By FEMINISM! It is time for me to make myself heard.

That’s right: I am Grizzly Fetus. And I have hacked your precious Tiger Beatdown.

Ah, perhaps you have not heard of me? I find that unlikely. For one, directly to your right, is a link to the Godless and fetus-hating Tiger Beatdown Merchandise store. Where you can find my extremely attractive t-shirt, designed by Chris!

DANG, that’s attractive. Look at me! Not even expelled from the Godless confines of your uterus, and already an expert marksman! Why, it’s a wonder you silly girls even care about these “rape exemptions” at all: Why would you seek an abortion in case of rape or incest, when you could simply get pregnant with ME, and thus let me defend you from further dangers? Yes, that’s right, ladies and gentlemen: You could get pregnant with me. At any moment! For, you see, technically I do not yet exist.

BUT THAT IS NO REASON FOR ME TO SHUT UP! For the past few weeks, you see, you feminists have been waging an all-out WAR against us Fetus-Americans. Using your “Twitter” and your “blog posts” and your “petitions.” Ptooey! I would say, had I a mouth, and the ability to spit with it. I know what you’re really after, feminists. What you are after is SUPPRESSING MY RIGHTS. Just look at all the things you have been opposing:

  • HR3, the justly and righteously named “No Taxpayer Funding For Abortion Act.” This act would prevent those of you who are poor from receiving funding to abort me. It would also make it impossible for your insurance company to sanction my abortion, thank goodness! The bill does go soft, unforgivably so, on some occasions: For example, it would allow you to abort me if you have been forcibly raped. (Apparently you whiny, selfish feminists think you should receive funding to abort me if you’ve been raped, PERIOD? Well, to hell with THAT. You protested for that language, and my ability to thrive in your uterus as the result of minor, more excusable-by-Congress rapes is STILL IN THE BILL, SUCKERS.) Also, if you are in immediate danger of death, you might be able to receive funding to abort me. However, if you will merely die a little while after I am born, my right to occupy your uterus and/or destroy your kidneys remains! Hurrah for me! HURRAH FOR GRIZZLY FETUS.
  • In Ohio, we have the “heartbeat bill,” which would make it impossible for you to abort me after I have a heartbeat! Which is after four weeks! Oh, sure. I won’t have much of a brain at that point. Nor will I be able to survive outside your uterus. You know what I will have, though? AWESOME FISH GILLS. Like Aquaman! If Aquaman could not survive outside your uterus. Also, I will have “tiny arm and leg buds.” If you looked very closely at one of my tiny arm buds, and it had fingers on it, it would be giving you the finger right now.
  • In South Dakota, where I may also choose to manifest myself, once I start existing, we have a bill that would make it possible to kill someone if they intended to harm a fetus! That’s right: WE CAN LEGALLY KILL ABORTIONERS NOW. People can totes get shot, if they should so much as attempt — at your horrible, selfish, feminist behest — to interfere with my ascendance to power.
  • And on top of this, we have all sorts of awesome budget cuts that primarily harm mothers and girls! Because why? Because FUCK MOTHERS AND GIRLS. What the hell use are you, unless I’m lodged firmly inside your uterus? Oh, sure, I’ll have to come out one day. And at that point, I’ll be a human baby, and will lose all my powers, and will potentially be affected by discriminatory legislation. Especially if I’m a girl. You know what my plan for dealing with this is? I’M GONNA BE A CIS DUDE. BECAUSE I’M AWESOME.
  • And, finally, we have HR 358, which makes it possible for your hospital to kill you, if you have some sort of whiny made-up “medical condition” which means you might “die” if you don’t “abort me.” Uh-huh. Right. HOSPITALS AREN’T THERE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE, SWEETHEART. They’re there to preserve any existing fetus that exists within your uterus. Primarily because it might be me, Grizzly Fetus!
  • Oh. Oh, what? I would ALSO die, if you died while pregnant with me, probably? Ah, fuck it. It’s the thought that counts! And the thought is “no abortions for anyone ever under any circumstances.” Because there is always a chance that you could be pregnant with me. Grizzly Fetus!

Oh, what’s that, feminists? You don’t like these bills, you say? They offend you, in part because it seems like several of them could get you literally straight-up murdered? Well, let me just cry a big salty tear for you, you whiners. Oh, wait! I can’t! Because I don’t have eyes! TOO BAD, is what I say to your offense, feminists. I’m calling for a Fetus Protest Action, right now. I am OCCUPYING Tiger Beatdown. This blog is the warm, moist, non-menstruating uterus in which I have lodged my opinions, and we all know that once I have chosen a uterus, CONGRESS ITSELF will not support removing me. Now. Buy my t-shirt! Buy it at once! Embrace my cavalier attitude to your life and health, and to violence done against you, and generally just to violence, especially violence with awesome guns! Look at me! LOOK AT ME BECAUSE I’M HANDSOME:

For I am Grizzly Fetus. I may not exist. When I eventually do exist, I may not be able to be perceived with anything but a microscope for quite some time. But that doesn’t mean I can’t control the conversation. Or your life. Or your government. Or your blog. Now, let us chant for me.

Last name: Fetus! First name: Grizzly! GRIZZLY! FETUS! GRIZZLY! FETUS!

My dears, it has just begun.

Meet the HR3 Ten: Mark Critz

Ten Democrats cosponsored H.R.3, even with language redefining rape; four of those ten also apparently don’t care if pregnant women die. Sarah Jaffe takes a closer look at all ten, find all posted to date here.

Meet Mark Critz. He got a huge chunk of cash from the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee last election to hold the seat he’d won in a special election after the death of his old boss, John Murtha. How huge? $2,107,202.86

Murtha was best known for coming out loudly and angrily against the Iraq war–as the chairman of the House Defense Appropriations Subcommittee and a veteran, he was “taken seriously” the way us antiwar ladies usually aren’t. But Murtha wasn’t a dove by nature: he’d voted for the war in ’02, making his claims of being “pro-life” once again a little iffy.

Critz follows in his boss’s footsteps and opposes our right to our own bodies–he’s a cosponsor of HR3 and HR358–the one that would let us die if a doctor thought that saving us might injure a fetus.

Real Clear Politics has some dirt on Critz from his first campaign:

“I’m pro life and pro gun. That’s not a liberal,” Critz says in his own spot.

Critz’s camp also says he opposes a proposed cap-and-trade law, something Murtha voted for when the House first acted on it last year.

These positions reflect the unique character of the district. Democrats have a heavy registration advantage on paper, and Murtha won his seat consistently with little trouble. But it was the only seat in the country carried by John Kerry in 2004 but not by Barack Obama four years later. In the heart of steel and coal country, the Democrats here are far more conservative than the national party, as Murtha was on many issues.

While Critz walks this fine line, his opponent is calling him out. To coincide with Tuesday night’s fundraiser, Republican Tim Burns’ campaign issued a release accusing him of “political double talk,” asking: “If we can’t trust candidate Mark Critz to be honest about his real support for Nancy Pelosi’s agenda, why would we ever send him to Congress?”

“Unique,” eh? Let’s just take five seconds to be honest about why Barack Obama didn’t carry that district. It’s the same reason that I and other people canvassing for Obama got chased off of Democratic-registered doorsteps in Pennsylvania during the Democratic primaries. Race.

The district is white and working-class: these were the voters that Richard Trumka was speaking to in his famous call-out to union members to support Barack Obama. “There’s not a single good reason for any worker, especially any union member, to vote against Barack Obama. And there’s only one really, really bad reason to vote against Barack Obama. And that’s because he’s not white. And I want to talk about that reason, because I saw it in Pennsylvania in the primaries.”

Kristen McHugh notes “SW PA (Pittsburgh area, Allegheny County) would probably support far more progressive candidates than we get, but the machine rejects them, even at the mayoral level.” She sent me this post, which has more information about the 12th District, gerrymandering, and interestingly enough calls out from the Right the same things I call out from the left:

Puzzling, isn’t it, why a pro-life, pro-gun politician belongs to the political party that is neither pro-life nor pro-gun. But I suppose the 2 to 1 Democratic predominance in the district might have something to do with that. And Critz had better have very good balance: the longer he tries to straddle that fence over Obamacare, the more likely he is to slip up and hurt himself in a very painful fall.

As in, Republicans aren’t buying it, either.  But John Kerry was a clearly pro-choice politician–anyone else remember the controversy over denying him communion when he was running for president?  And he carried that district in the year that Bush still won the national election. You don’t HAVE to be antichoice to win these areas. (You may still have to be white.)

I’m getting off topic, though. So let’s return to Critz!

Critz’s top donor is a company called Progeny Systems, a defense department contractor, but not by much. Unsurprisingly, given his blue-collar district, he got a lot of union money too.

He’s a Catholic, like most antichoice Democrats (but certainly not all of them–and certainly there are plenty of prochoice Catholics as well).

He voted against Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell repeal, and just this week voted to extend the expiring provisions of the PATRIOT Act–even 26 Republicans broke with their party on that one.  Like Shuler, he voted against the Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act, and he gets a 0% rating from Project Vote Smart as he’s refused to give them his positions. He does get an A from the NRA, though.

None of the bills he’s sponsored thus far have been enacted by Congress.

Critz is on the Committee on Armed Services, the Subcommittee on Seapower and Expeditionary Forces and the Subcommittee on Military Personnel, as well as the Committee on Small Business.

All of this could become irrelevant, though, if Critz’s heavily gerrymandered district is redistricted out of existence, as Republicans took control of Pennsylvania again this year.

The party invested heavily in Critz despite his “woulda, shoulda, coulda” comments that he’d have voted against health care reform and climate legislation and his demonstrated opposition to LGBT equality. And was that necessary?

After all, as the Christian Science Monitor notes, “Murtha had voted for health-care reform and cap-and-trade, for example, while Critz says he opposed both.”  Sure, Murtha had been there forever, but was it really necessary for his successor, wrapped in his mantle, to come out to his right?

You can ask Critz yourself, of course. Email him through his website, or:

1022 Longworth HOB
Washington, D.C.  20515
Phone: (202) 225-2065
Fax: (202) 225-5709

And you can once again get in touch with the DCCC and ask them why they spent $2,107,202.86 on Mark Critz.

430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
Main Phone Number: (202) 863-1500

Meet Heath Shuler Here. Meet Joe Donnelly next!

A Tiger Beatdown Valentine’s Day Present

You guys, I love you all. And I got you something, to show you how I feel.

IT’S A SUPER-CRAPPY-LOOKING ATLAS SHRUGGED TRAILER! Awww, yeah.

A few notes:

  1. Apparently Well-Meaning Mediocre Guy (or, “Eddie”) is being played by the only black person ever to be cast in an Ayn Rand movie.
  2. SPOILER: Eddie doesn’t make it.
  3. Also, Ayn Rand apparently once screamed at a fellow hyper-capitalist for saying that Eddie was his favorite character???
  4. ALSO, Weaselly PR Guy is being played by Jimmy Barret. As you do.
  5. They are REALLY going to an enormous length to conceal the fact that most of part one is just people going, “I have opinions on trains!”

Unfortunately, John Galt himself — as played by Paul “Mega Face” Johansson, star of One Tree Hill and various erotic straight-to-video thrillers, and (you’ll never believe it) director of Atlas Shrugged — does not appear in this trailer! (Except as a shadowy, mysterious figure with a Mega Face. WHO COULD IT BE? WHO IS THAT LARGE-FACED MAN???) I know, I know. You feel cheated. We all do! So I had to find this clip of him, for you.

You guys, who is John Galt? And why is he so awesomely capitalist that even his dog objects to the spineless socialist mooching practice of organ donation?

Touches the heart. Doesn’t it? Well, Happy Valentine’s Day.

Meet the HR3 Ten: Heath Shuler

So! H.R.3 supposedly won’t redefine rape anymore, but the fight’s just getting started. We learned last week that the new Congress followed H.R. 3 with H.R. 358, the Protect Life Act, which would redefine “conscience” clauses to allow pregnant women to die if saving them would require harming the fetus.

And the thing is, the DCCC and other organizations are blaming this on Republicans. But just like the Stupak-Pitts amendment to healthcare reform, this bill comes to us as a special gift from some Democrats, too. Ten of them cosponsor H.R. 3 and did so even with rape-redefining language; four of those ten also apparently don’t care if pregnant women die.

So let’s get to know them, shall we?

Heath Shuler gets my especial ire because he challenged Nancy Pelosi for Minority Leader status in the new Congress. Though she easily won, the fact that an antichoice Blue Dog got 43 votes to lead the ostensible Democratic caucus is telling. 24 of the 58 Blue Dogs were defeated in this round of elections, which should’ve taught them the lesson that some of us have been screaming for years–in a choice between Republican-lite and Republican, voters usually go with the real Republican. We can apparently blame Bill Clinton and Rahm Emanuel for Shuler’s running for office in the first place, and Clinton continued to campaign for him even after he voted against two of his party’s major priorities.

In a week when we’ve been talking a lot about rape and NFL quarterbacks, I think we should note that Shuler is also a former NFL quarterback. Take that how you will. He’s also a member of the Family, the secretive religious group described so well by Jeff Sharlet, and called by the New Yorker a “Frat House for Jesus”. You know, along with such pro-woman great dudes as Jim DeMint.

The DCCC spent $231,112.63 on Shuler’s reelection this year in North Carolina’s 11th district. The Blue Dog PAC also kicked in $30,000, and Shuler’s largest individual donor was a company called Phillips & Jordan, to the tune of $56,150. (They contribute mostly to Republicans, but Shuler was by far the biggest recipient of their largesse–hmmm. They appear to get quite a few federal contracts, mostly for demolishing things in New Orleans post-Katrina. I’m not even going to get STARTED on that.)

Speaking of North Carolina, it’s hardly a true-blue state, but it did go Democratic for Obama, and Asheville, the largest city in Shuler’s district, is a pretty lefty spot, a draw for artists and creative types. Ari Berman quotes a few of Shuler’s disaffected constituents:

“We’re so disappointed in Shuler,” said former Polk County Democratic Party chair Margaret Johnson. “We laugh when we think about all that we did for him.” Kathy Sinclair, the former Democratic chair in Buncombe County—the largest in Shuler’s district—was even more blunt. “I’m not sure he is really representing his constituents of Western North Carolina,” she told me last spring. “I didn’t vote for him last time, and I won’t vote for him next time.”

In 2010, Shuler faced a primary challenge from a political unknown, Aixa Wilson, who took 39% of the vote–and won Asheville outright–despite not taking any donations. That’s right, none. That takes skill. Karen Oelschlaeger, an Asheville resident, told me that Shuler refused to debate his primary opponent, skipping a League of Women Voters forum rather than face the opposition.  In 2008, Shuler refused to debate his Republican opponent outside of one AM radio appearance right before election day–Oelschlaeger notes that the Republican took to carrying a cardboard “Shulerman” cutout to debates.

Oelschlaeger says “It is my personal opinion and hope that a well-funded moderate Democrat should/could have a decent chance at winning the district if they ran a solid, serious campaign…”

Shuler’s top earmarks are relatively inoffensive–parks, textile industry, Reading is Fundamental–but there are a few military earmarks in there. Not that that’s not par for the course.

Let’s talk about his votes, then, shall we? Shuler voted against the healthcare bill and against the stimulus package. He (obviously) voted for Stupak-Pitts before voting against the bill. A blogger has posted a form letter from Shuler’s office explaining his “pro-life” standards, but I’d be pretty willing to argue that if he was “pro-life,” he ought to vote for a stimulus bill that was going to support “life” by putting (not enough) people to work. Also, “life” might have included a public health care option that would have covered more people than the current health care bill, but that wasn’t deficit neutral enough for Shuler, who has a “National Debt Clock” on his website.

His complaint about the stimulus was, of course, “too much spending,” though I can’t argue with him that it needed more infrastructure investment. He also voted against the original $700 billion bailout, so at least he’s consistent. He also apparently thinks the Consumer Financial Protection Agency is a waste of money.

He was one of the original 19 Dems who signed on to Stupak’s original threat to torpedo their party’s biggest priority over abortion.

He voted with Republicans to end public funding of elections, presumably because he has no trouble raising money. He also voted for FISA extension, giving “U.S. spy agencies expanded power to eavesdrop on foreign suspects without a court order.”

He also tends to vote with Republicans on war. That’s a very pro-life position, you know. So is wanting Amtrak passengers to be able to transport guns safely.

He also wants a border fence, to crack down on immigration, and is very concerned with collecting “abortion surveillance data.” Because if you want to get an abortion, and he can’t stop you while Roe still exists, he’s not only going to prevent it from being funded any way he can, but then he wants to know who you are. Slut.

I don’t need to tell you what all this spells out, do I? The same representatives who have little regard for the life of pregnant people, are often the ones who hate immigrants, who don’t care about health care, who don’t care about jobs. They do care about corporations’ right to spy on you, and presumably for corporations’ right to buy elections.

And Democrats keep supporting them. They keep campaigning for them and funding them. $231,112.63 of the DCCC’s money just for this one candidate. In addition to Bill Clinton, Debbie Wasserman Schultz went to North Carolina to stump for Shuler–the same Debbie Wasserman Schultz who calls H.R.3 “a violent act against women.”

What does someone have to do to get thrown out of the party? The answer you get from Democrats is usually “Well, it’s better to have an antichoice Democrat than an antichoice Republican.” Better for whom?

So what do we do about it?

I’ve got a couple of answers. They both involve calling, emailing, and visiting your Congresscritter.

You can contact Shuler through his website, or here:

229 Cannon House Office Bldg.
Washington, DC, 20515
Phone: (202) 225-6401
Fax: (202) 226-6422

You can also contact the DCCC here, and tell them what you think of their spending on Democrats like Heath Shuler.

430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
Main Phone Number: (202) 863-1500

Next up: Mark Critz.

Sarah Jaffe is a lovely lady who makes lots of trouble. This post originally appeared at her blog, Champagne Candy.

QUICK HIT: On Abortion, #DearJohn, and What To Do When Congress Wants to Legalize Your Murder

I wrote a bit for you at Global Comment, on HR3, HR358, and how they represent a staggering new level of violence against women and trans people. Passed into law, backed by certain Democrats who are so comfortable with exploiting their base that they’re fine with killing some of them (dudes, we are not going to show up at the polls if we’re dead. And the live ones aren’t going to vote for you. Aside from some truly Nixonian maneuvers, I don’t see this as doing anything but permanently ending your career, and ending it in public disgrace). For example:

I admit it: I probably wouldn’t have protested HR3, had it not included the rape clause. That clause rewrote the standard exemption which allows federal funding for pregnancies resulting “from rape or incest.” The new clause was a complicated, deceptive barbed-wire fence of a sentence, only allowing for federal funding exemptions when pregnancy resulted from “an act of forcible rape or, if a minor, an act of incest.” Which eliminates coverage for the survivors who are most often denied legitimacy by society: People raped while drugged or intoxicated, people raped while unconscious, statutory rape survivors. That made me very angry. It made a lot of other people angry too. I worked with other feminists to fight it, and we won.

But, by the time that happened, I had been educated by several feminists who’d spent a major portion of their lives protesting and organizing for the right to abortion, and was aware that striking the bad exemption language wasn’t actually a win. Not for survivors, not for anyone else. In fact, the process around this bill is a bait-and-switch. We protested one violent outrage, but the rest of the bill represented several different forms of violent outrage, and HR358 was more violent still.

Click through to read! And to think about how we can stop this. We can’t sacrifice momentum. And we can’t accept this. This isn’t even a political thing any more: This is people being straight-up, openly killed. In the name of “protecting life.”

#DearJohn: On Rape Culture and a Culture of Reproductive Violence

Working on #DearJohn, something has been made really, creepily clear to me: For my entire life, I’ve been so privileged, and so steeped in a culture of violence, that I’ve been able to remain largely unaware of one really, really important and traumatic form of sexual violence.

I was born in 1982. I started to have consensual sex with dudes in 2000, when I was eighteen. I’ve never lived in a world where I couldn’t have an abortion, if I needed one. I used to say that I would never, ever have an abortion (the same way that I used to say I would never, ever have sex with anyone but my husband, or maybe I’d have sex for the first time once I was engaged, a few months before my beautiful princess wedding, which, WHOOPS, THAT ONE DID NOT PAN OUT FOR ME) but I always knew, on some fundamental level, that if I needed an abortion, the possibility would be there. What I didn’t see — what I just started to see this week — was how much violence exists in our culture, aimed at discouraging me from getting one even as it makes it more likely that I will need one, or around making my access to it so hard as to be impossible.

I’ve needed the Morning After Pill four times, since 2000. Actually, I’ve needed it way more than that, but I’ve only tried to take it four times. Once I officially Lost My Virginity, a lot of my early sexual experiences were abusive: I would classify them as consensual, but they weren’t pleasurable, they often involved a certain degree of coercion or silencing of my needs, and the men had a totally dismissive attitude toward my body, my pleasure, my health, and my needs that I absorbed as a natural and acceptable part of sex. My first boyfriend told me that it “worked better if I didn’t move,” if that tells you anything. And when condoms broke, I was told that it wasn’t a big deal and I shouldn’t talk about it and everything would be fine and the big deal! Stop making it! So I shut up about it. I was used to wrangling with dudes over whether or not they had to use condoms — all guys hate condoms! Being pressured not to use condoms is a totally normal part of sex! I thought — and I thought I was doing a great job of being responsible, because I managed to hold out and insist that they wear them. I was not doing a great job, it turns out. But nothing in my environment told me that I should, I didn’t have any information about sex that didn’t come from the guys I was having sex with, nobody told me that I was valuable enough to take care of myself (or to NOT HAVE SEX with guys who resisted condoms; the first time a guy stopped to put on a condom by himself and without my asking him to, I was fucking flabbergasted) and so I didn’t. I was so divorced from any context in which valuing my own health could be considered appropriate or natural that I didn’t protect myself. I didn’t get tested for STDs (I’m amazed that I never got one, considering how some of these guys operated) and I didn’t try to take Plan B.

Keep in mind: I wasn’t anti-choice, at this point in time. I was staunchly pro-choice, even though the thought of having an abortion myself was still emotional and scary, given the messages I’d gotten growing up. I just wasn’t okay with protecting myself. I’d absorbed so many abusive messages about how little I mattered when it came to sex or life in general that I couldn’t take steps to keep myself healthy and non-pregnant.

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#DearJohn: A Few Notes on Choosing Your Battles Poorly

Ah, petitions! Such a wondrous part of a lively and engaged public discourse! So useful, in terms of registering dissent. Why, I like petitions so very much that I have one up right here on Tiger Beatdown.

You know who else has one up, though. The DCCC, which has partnered with lovely progressive site Change.org. To bring us this:

Okay. Quick question. Can anyone see what’s wrong with this picture?

You are correct, little Timmy! The thing that is wrong with this picture is that it is totally fucking hypocritical and wrong! Somehow, it miraculously manages to mention bringing pressure against this bill, and the necessity for that, but also manages to frame it entirely in terms of bringing pressure against Republicans. What’s wrong with the picture is that it is missing any mention of the following:

Dan Boren [D-OK2]

Jerry Costello [D-IL12]

Mark Critz [D-PA12]

Joe Donnelly [D-IN2]

Daniel Lipinski [D-IL3]

Collin Peterson [D-MN7]

Nick Rahall [D-WV3]

Mike Ross [D-AR4]

Heath Shuler [D-NC11]

These are the Democrats who co-sponsored HR3. The DCCC has a $3.3 million investment in those Democrats. The worst attack on the right to choose in recent history, the bill that brought us a legal codification of “rape-rape,” the bill that will result in more poverty, more abuse, less freedom, and a huge and terrifying attack focused on making abortion impossible for the most vulnerable women and trans men in society, and Democrats are backing it.

You want to know why we keep losing our battles, on the front for legal and accessible abortion? Those names. Those men. Those Democrats, and the people who think like them, and the people who don’t call them out. That’s why.

Let us be extremely, excruciatingly clear on this: People’s lives, bodies, and health are not acceptable subjects for “bipartisan compromise.” We depend on the Democrats to have our backs on this; we depend on them to fucking get it, to know that this bill will harm or kill people in need of abortion. We depend on them to notice shit like the “forcible rape” clause — oh, yay, they took that out! Now let’s focus on what kind of callous asshole you have to be to include it in the first place, and how that attitude is evident on every single page of this bill — and to object to it before we have to spend a week protesting it. We depend on them to know the difference between right and wrong, and to represent the interests of their constituents — constituents who are or may be survivors, constituents who need or may need abortions — instead of sacrificing them to an extremist, discriminatory, bigoted anti-choice agenda when it serves their purposes to do so. And when they fail?

When they fail, kids, we call them the fuck out. Because to do anything else is to aid and abet them, as they use women, survivors, and people who need abortions as a political football. To do anything else is to participate in one of the worst habits of the left wing: Caring about certain constituents only until it becomes inconvenient, or they just don’t feel like it. At which point, we are sacrificed to “compromise.” Our health. Our lives. Our physical and psychological well-being. Our humanity. Sacrificed, again and again and again. It’s how Stupak-Pitts happened. It’s how Hyde happened. It’s why we keep losing. It’s why we still have to deal with so much crap, in 2011: They care about us to get our votes, then forget about us once they’re in office, and organizations like the DCCC — which is apparently just committed to electing and supporting “Democrats,” no matter whether they succeed at the job of pushing and standing up for Democratic values, no matter how often they cave to the people who want to hurt us — will give them a pass on that.

I’m really not clear on what Change.org was thinking, putting up this petition. But I know for damn sure what the DCCC was thinking. They were thinking that they could exploit HR3, and our concerns — our justifiable and eminently merited concerns, for our basic physical well-being — to rally opposition to “Republicans,” and gain a few points, and that they could do so without calling out the Democrats who betrayed us and backed this bill. Ahhhh, just get the chicks who are always yellin’ about rape a little angrier, we can use those chicks, they’re vocal and they get a lot of people all riled up, we can ride that whole “rape outrage” thing, it’ll be good for the polls, is what they were thinking. They were thinking that the substance of the battle doesn’t matter as much as gaining a few points against the GOP. They were thinking they could use us and neglect our core concerns. And they were thinking no-one would call them out on it.

They thought wrong. Let the DCCC know that we need a united front against HR3, and that united front includes, of necessity, calling out and condemning the Democrats who betrayed us by co-sponsoring this bill, as well as any Democrat who supports it. We vote Democrat because we rely on Democrats to support us and protect our interests. If they don’t do that, there’s no reason to keep giving them support which they evidently don’t value. And they will be surprised about what happens once our support is gone.

Quick Hit: Heading Out to GritTV

Good morning! As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, the “forcible rape” language has been removed from HR3, thanks to you and your tireless work. We got over 1000 signatures on our petition, OVERNIGHT. You are amazing. Take a second to engage in some sort of self-applause.

HOWEVER. As I’m sure you also know, everything else about this bill is TERRIBLE. And we can’t stop here. We’ve shown that, when we mobilize, we are a force that can back down Congress. So we need to keep mobilized, because this is a big one, and we can’t afford to lose.

I’m heading out to the GritTV studios right now to discuss HR3 and the possibilities for activism. When I’m back, I’ll be writing more about what’s still wrong with the bill, and what we can do to stop it.

Because, yeah. We won this part of the fight. And that’s another reason we need to keep fighting: Because we won this one. And we can keep winning. There are too many of us to ignore, and we’re too powerful when we all move at once: There’s no way they can keep treating us like collateral damage, when we keep going the way we have been. And, also? Bonus? Winning is really, really, really fun.