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Grey Areas: Awkward Slow Dance Edition

Hey Garland. I am a student currently in high school and I was recently present when a friend of mine who is a part of that grand tradition known as the student council (read: dance committee) pitched the idea of a Sadie Hawkins dance. There was a little bit of an argument because it was my opinion that the exception proves the rule and that, if anything, a special dance wherein women ask men seems to only prop up the idea that that is not a normal thing for the ladies to be doing, and that if they believed that was the case then we should be working on that and not allowing a one-time exception as some sort of social loophole to patriarchal system. I suppose that is mostly a lady thing, but it is also a heteronormative thing. Even when things are reversed, they say, you’re not allowed to ask your gay sweetheart to the dance. Now, I didn’t mean to embark on a rant. I am more asking for your opinion. Do you think Sadie Hawkins dances are a good idea? I guess it is kind of a case of “do we redress the external imbalance with internal imbalance or try to correct it directly.” That in itself seems to be a point of contention in some conversations I have had, particularly on the feminist blogs. Could you maybe talk about that?

To be honest, until you asked this question I thought Sadie Hawkins dances were something the television made up to provide shitty sitcoms with mid-season plot fodder before sweeps. But the Internet tells me that they are indeed a thing. A thing where young people are encouraged to treat lady-initiated dating like a novelty. It’s like powderpuff football games. Or women proposing on February 29th. The point of the exercise is to highlight how topsy-turvy this scenario is, how outrageous it is for women to be anything but passive, not to empower women to be participants in their own courtship. The Internet goes on to say that the original idea came from the comic strip Li’l Abner – Sadie Hawkins was an unattractive woman past “the marriageable age.” In desperation, her father organized a race between his daughter and the unmarried men of the town. Whatever man Sadie caught had to marry her.

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Today In @ssholes: Thank You, Andrew Breitbart

So, here’s something new:

Indeed. Via Jill at Feministe, we find that Breitbart’s and Palin’s use of “blood libel” (which is actually a specific term, with a specific history, relating to anti-Semitic myths about Jewish folks drinking blood and such — myths which were used to justify murdering Jewish people, for a really long time, by the way, and when a Jewish woman is currently in critical condition due to being the primary target of an assassination attempt? MAYBE YOU WANNA BE CAREFUL ON THAT ONE) was, in fact, totally fine.

Because the other option? Is that Palin’s critics are gang-rapists.

INDEED.

“I used ‘blood libel’ because I thought analogy of lefties at pinball machine in Jodie Foster film ‘The Accused’ was too obscure,” he Tweets, and no, Andy: It’s not that obscure. That would be one of the more famous rape scenes in film history, in fact. And the “analogy” is that publicly criticizing Palin, and the Tea Party, for their role in — I mean, for some reason we’ve decided to skate around this, but let’s say it again –PUMPING THE AIR FULL OF GUN-BASED IMAGERY AND RHETORIC, WHICH HAD ALREADY REACHED FEVER PITCH AND RESULTED IN THREATS ON GABRIELLE GIFFORDS’ LIFE AND SOME VIOLENCE AGAINST HER, WHEN SOMEONE ACTUALLY SHOT HER AND KILLED A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE, AND NO MATTER WHO HE WAS OR WHAT HE WAS THINKING, HE WAS LIVING IN A CULTURE THAT LINKED GUNS, VIOLENCE, AND THIS WOMAN GABRIELLE GIFFORDS, is, in effect, personally gang-raping Sarah Palin.

Okay. Let’s talk for a minute about how this is sexist, before we proceed. One: The continuing premise of Sarah Palin supporters is that Sarah Palin is a woman, therefore any and all criticism of her should be silenced, for she is a woman. Two: As someone who is, uh, not exactly opposed to pointing out sexism on the part of the left wing, I will freely admit that some of the criticism of Sarah Palin has been sexist. I’ve written about it. I’ve gotten in arguments with fellow left-wing people about it. Some of the criticism of Sarah Palin has been sexist. Many feminists and otherwise responsible people — the first one who springs to mind, the most vocal, the one who got perhaps the most shit for it from the left, is Melissa McEwan — have also written about this. Three: This is distinct from legitimate criticism. Which any and all people who operate as politicians must face. And four: Uh, NOT A LOT of the criticism of Sarah Palin that I’ve seen in these past few days has been focused on her gender. It’s mostly been about how she and others talked up guns constantly, and were totally freaking irresponsible about it, and then somebody got shot.

And here’s the part where this is sexist: You know how any and all criticism of Sarah Palin is supposedly sexist? And this particular strong, widespread criticism is apparently a fucking gang rape? Reduces her, wholly and entirely, to her gender. And suggests that, because of her gender, she can’t be responsible for any damn thing she does. It suggests that, as a woman, she is incapable of operating in the public sphere, because she’s a lady and we’re all gonna rape her, so hold her train when she crosses a puddle and give way to her childish feminine whims and, you know, maybe don’t let her vote because ladies can’t be held responsible, and you know, don’t let her go to certain places without a male to escort her and guard her virtue. It’s sexist precisely in the sense that it suggests that women cannot be as smart or as accountable for their actions as men can.

And then let’s get to the part where he called you a rapist. And me. And all of the feminist anti-rape activists who also criticized Palin. We’re all rapists now, apparently. Except that this also trivializes rape.

Because Sarah Palin could be harshly criticized over this. Being harshly criticized is not rape.

Because Sarah Palin’s chances at a Presidential run could be damaged over this. Having one’s chances at achieving a goal lessened is not rape.

Because Sarah Palin’s public image could be tarnished over this. Having one’s public image tarnished is not rape.

Because Sarah Palin’s career could end over this. Having one’s career ended is not rape.

Rape is rape. And a false equivalency between any of these things — these things which are, comparably, far less serious than rape — and rape itself only serves to promote the message that rape itself is not that serious.

I take exception to that. I really, wholly and fully do.

All of the false-equivalency, “left is just as bad” rhetoric — which, in all honesty, is often disingenuous or ass-covering (what if it turns out he didn’t like Palin? He still lived in the culture of violence she helped to create) at best, straight-up lies and attempts to discredit Palin’s critics at worst — has been pretty offensive. But the thing is? Of all the people I’ve seen, only Breitbart took it decisively too far. Only Breitbart called us all a bunch of rapists.

And yeah. Breitbart isn’t going to change his mind. Breitbart’s scummy and weird and his whole thing is about trying to get people mad by being obviously sexist or variously scummy, and then being like, “oh, my gosh! Look at how these people are mad and stuff!” Breitbart, in other words, isn’t Michael Moore. We can’t talk to the man.

But that whole “left is just as bad” thing? Yeah. That’s kind of decisively, publicly false. And everyone can see it. And we have one very special man to thank for that.

So, thank you, Andrew Breitbart! Now we can go back toward putting the focus where it belongs.

The Arizona Shooting: An FAQ

1. Whose fault is this?

Good question! Allow me to respond:

And also, right now, it looks like it is the fault of the alleged shooter — against whom there is, can I tell you, just a LOT of evidence — Jared Loughner.

2. But that guy was crazy, right? I mean, his YouTube videos make no sense. And also, he shot people! You shoot people, you have GOT to be crazy.

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Running Toward the Gunshots: A Few Words About Joan of Arc

So there’s another thing I’ve been thinking about, and reading about, and you can laugh at me all you want, but: Joan of Arc. I’ve been thinking, and reading, a lot about Joan of Arc. Patti Smith has a line in “Just Kids” about the optimism of little girls who choose “Joan” as their confirmation name; it got stuck in my head. Because you have to choose the name of a saint, basically, for those unfamiliar; you have to choose the saint you want to have your back. When you’re in trouble, or you need to make a very hard decision, and you need supernatural aid to keep going safely, you get to make one phone call, and it’s this particular saint, so think about the sort of trouble you’re likely to get into, and choose the one who will take your call: That’s part of what a confirmation name is about.

And yeah. Guess who I chose.

The thing about Joan of Arc is, I don’t know how many other saints were soldiers — Saint Michael is the only one that comes to mind, and he’s an archangel, so his existence is sort of questionable — but I do believe Joan of Arc may be the only person to be sainted for being a soldier. And it’s interesting, to know about her war. Her country was subject to a long-term invasion and occupation; the only way peasants like Joan were really involved,  aside from having a long war fought in their homes and being unshielded from its violence, was in terms of wanting to maintain their cultural identity, to stay French instead of being assimilated into the English culture. For a person who knows anything about our current wars — our current long-term invasions and occupations, our current struggles over cultural identity — this is interesting.

So, into this war comes Joan. Who is literally nobody: Poor, illiterate, a girl, not trained to do anything but clean the house and look after the sheep. Here comes Joan, from a place and a time where there is a popular folk legend that a girl will arise and save France. Here comes Joan, and she says God picked her; she says that the job of saving France is hers.

Whether or not she believed the story herself, what kind of courage does it take to do that? It’s basically like telling everybody that you’re Bigfoot. It’s like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but if no-one ever told Buffy that she was the Slayer, and she just stood up one day in the middle of class and was like, “guess what? I have superpowers, and I mean to kill vampires with them.” But not. Because even if you do proclaim out of nowhere that you are Bigfoot or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you still probably don’t decide that the next step is going to the Oval Office to visit the President, and explaining to him why he should give you command of the military and a role in deciding national policy.

I mean, I think I actually like the story better if she was making it up. If she just got wind of the myth — we don’t know if she heard it, but if you are a skeptic, you have to note that it specified the area in which she lived, and was therefore probably known by lots of people from that area — and had a very definitive opinion about the war, and thought she could do a better job than the people currently in charge, and then was like, “so that prophesied superhero you’ve all been talking about? It’s me. No, totally: That girl is actually real, and plus? She is me. Now hand me the keys to the army. And also, I want a sword.”

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A Joke, A Guy, A Gun, Six Bodies: Why We’re Careful.

So, here is a thing Sarah Palin had up on her website yesterday, for funsies, and for politics, and suchlike:

And here is why she took it down today, one imagines. It is a headline that came up today, while I was browsing my personal internet:

Doctors ‘optimistic’ for Rep. Gabrielle Giffords’ recovery after Arizona shooting that killed 6

Published: Saturday, January 08, 2011, 4:46 PM

And here, kids, is why we are CAREFUL ABOUT VILIFYING PEOPLE AND RECOMMENDING OR INCITING VIOLENCE — EVEN IF JOKINGLY OR METAPHORICALLY — IN PUBLIC.

Because, no, Sarah Palin is not going to get a gun and shoot Gabrielle Giffords and/or anyone who gets in her way, while she’s shooting Gabrielle Giffords. Of course not! That’s wacky talk! So why would Sarah Palin think twice about utilizing images of crosshairs over the areas where people live, next to some words reading “It’s Time To Take A Stand?” That is just some effective rhetoric for a cause one believes in, designed to get people fightin’ and votin’ mad! No-one is going to be shooting anyone over this, right? No-one is going to grab a gun and start shooting. Because you’d have to be deeply fucked up and stupid and monstrous, to grab a gun and start shooting, over the “metaphorically shoot these people” Sarah Palin web poster.

Oh, whoops! One guy who saw that was deeply fucked up and monstrous! Oh, WHOOPS AGAIN: That guy’s got a gun. Oh, ULTRA WHOOPS: Gabrielle Giffords is, “optimistically” speaking, probably going to get better. And six other people are dead.

And that’s why we are careful. That’s why we pitch big fucking fits about the importance of being careful, because you know what? All it takes — all it ever takes — is that one fucked-up guy, out of however many people are listening to you. All it takes is that one guy. And you don’t know who he is. Or where. Or what he’s planning.

[EDIT: Kateoplis has video of Gabrielle Giffords talking about how the death threats and harassment are a little extreme — “Sarah Palin has the crosshairs of a gun sight over our district and when people do that, they’ve gotta realize there are consequences to that action” — and really, people ought to be responsible and stop and condemn them, and the white guy interviewing her asks her if her reaction to the Palin thing isn’t a LITTLE unfair, and she says, y’know, maybe it’s not? But she’s not scared. Kateoplis has video of this conversation, about how Gabrielle Giffords finds this extreme and irresponsible but she’s not scared, from about nine months before Gabrielle Giffords was shot in the head at point-blank range.]

[But Sarah Palin took down the cross-hairs poster that Giffords said was inciting death threats against her. After Giffords got shot.]

[H/T Meredith for the graphic.]

Why I Didn’t Delete Tiger Beatdown

I really like blogging. I really like blogging, a whole lot. I have met several of my closest friends through it. I met the guy I’m currently dating through it. Blogging has improved my life to a tremendous degree, and given me self-confidence and something to look forward to and care about, in a way I would not previously have imagined possible.

I also think deleting blogs is bad, because it’s a way of denying accountability.

HOWEVER. I struggle, on a more or less daily basis, with the urge to delete this blog. While I can no doubt be a jerk and a bad person at times, sometimes on this very blog, I don’t want to erase that. I would just go and do it somewhere else, anyway. And I like being called out; I like being held accountable. I was raised Catholic, so I believe a regular dose of guilt and penance is good for the soul. If no-one ever chastises you, how will you know what you screwed up? But I also don’t feel, given some of the people and forces I am currently interacting with, that it is a good idea for me to have shared so much information regarding my past abuse and sexual assault via blogging. Or, for that matter, information about my family. Which is why I want so badly to delete this blog and never look back.

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Radical Masculinity, Sumptuary Gender, and The Unfriendly Queer

This still makes me really uncomfortable.

2010 was, I believe, the year when more people read what I wrote than ever before. It’s like I’ve activated a latent superpower, for all that it has changed the way that I live and work. I can’t lift cars or shoot seminal metaphors from my wrists, but I can speak and be heard. Looking back at the archives I see a body of work, a constellation of successes and failures that I feel proud to have written. That is an odd and amazing feeling. But I’m still somewhat ashamed of it.

Finding a voice and having that voice amplified by people you respect and being the recipient of so much support and encouragement and hand-holding has been wonderful. But this honesty still terrifies me. So for my first few posts of the year, I’m going to talk about things that make me uncomfortable and give voice to the negative, censorious ideas that make me wince every time I write something for Tiger Beatdown. I mean, you just don’t talk about your problems to strangers. That reflects poorly on your family, your friends, and your municipal community. It makes you a traitor to your poor beleaguered ancestors trundling across continents to produce an heir who does what? Sits around all day being conflicted about the utter lack of bones in his wrist? I MEAN JESUS GARLAND, THERE ARE BOXES FULL OF PICTURES OF GOOD DEAD CHRISTIANS TO CONSIDER. Covered wagons were employed to transport your genetic material from the East Coast to the West, and this is how you thank of all of these poor sad people? Those people went through Oregon Trail so you could exist, and this is how you repay all of their river fording and oxen losing? If life hands you lemons, shut up and suck on those damn lemons. If you’re different from other people you should keep that to yourself. No one wants to hear any of that. Be a good representative of your family crest or your tartan, and bear your burden with silence.

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On Manning.

It’s hard to write about Bradley Manning. I’ve composed more than one lengthy, impassioned post about Manning, and deleted it; we’ve heard things about or from Manning that we weren’t supposed to hear, and we’ve heard lots of things about Manning that may or may not be the truth, and addressing those things publicly — in any of the various ways that they are actually being construed — may actually put Manning in danger.

But let’s start with the most important thing, something simple: Bradley Manning is accused of trying really, really hard to do the right thing.

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LIFE OF SADY: Delayed Projects Edition!

So, let’s talk about a very important social justice issue. Let’s talk: ABOUT MY TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS.

Because the New Year, it hath begun. And I am still working through all the messages I received last month. If I’ve missed yours? Maybe I haven’t gotten to it yet, or maybe I scrolled right past it and now can’t see it as an “unread” e-mail. So feel free to follow up! Especially if it’s urgent!

But, hey. Remember when I was going to make t-shirts? Because I sure do! And am mad at myself for not making them before now! And that has also been a delightful journey. First we were going to hand-make them using recycled sources so as to be fully ethical and affordable; then we found out that wasn’t going to work, considering how fast we’d have to hand-make them and the fact that each one took way too long to make (we had to individually and with a great amount of precision cut out each of the letters and place it on the t-shirt and etc.) and my general incompetence. Then we were going to investigate any number of darling little local businesses so as to spend our dollars wisely; then we found out we needed too many dollars. And finally? FUCKING FINALLY? I figured out how to work CafePress.

Yes. That is the Tiger Beatdown t-shirt. That I have been trying to make for the past six months. And it is available in so many sizes, and colors, and as a hoodie (buying one for me) or tote bag or messenger bag (also buying one, for me), as well! You can give this t-shirt to your dog: They make dog t-shirts! You can order this t-shirt as a mug, in case you are noted Tiger Beatdown fan Matthew McConaughey and wish to never wear a shirt! THIS IS THE TIGER BEATDOWN T-SHIRT: The longest, most laborious, most embarrassingly delayed project I ever finished in fifteen minutes and felt stupid for not finishing before now.

Oh, also! Let’s see if there’s something going on with the Julian Assange case and the left’s surprisingly, virulently hateful misogyny and anti-feminism! Because that always nurtures the soul.

Mr Assange said he regarded himself as a victim of Left-wing radicalism. “Sweden is the Saudi Arabia of feminism,” he said. “I fell into a hornets’ nest of revolutionary feminism.”

Yuh-huh. You know, I could write a 9,000-word blog post about why this is wrong! I’ve done it before! But you know what I’d rather do? I would rather make a joke about genitalia. And I would rather… MAKE A T-SHIRT.

The joke, you see, is that as a person with a crotch, I believe “hornet’s nest of revolutionary feminism” to be an appropriate new name for mine. Or yours! If you don’t wish to call attention to your crotch, however, because that’s gross/people pay too much attention to your crotch already/you don’t really think of it as a “hornet’s nest,” we have an arrow-free design!

Oh, and by the way? I’m getting commission from these t-shirts. And, since 2/3rds of our current products are related, somehow, to the Assange rape case that is being conflated with WikiLeaks while Private Manning sits in torturous conditions for exposing the murder of civilians by US soldiers, and for working with WikiLeaks to do so? For the first week of sales (which is as long as #MooreandMe ran, and when I predict we’ll make most of our sales; what are you going to do, sit there and order a different t-shirt every week? I mean, if you want to do that, AWESOME, but you won’t) all of our profits will go to the Bradley Manning Defense Fund. Because over here at Tiger Beatdown, we can support the project of WikiLeaks and oppose rape apologism and be feminist. Whether Julian Assange — or your e-mail, RANDO GUY #3,148,700 — thinks we can or not.

It’s The End of the World: Let’s Start A Twitter Hashtag!

I forgot to tell you that I wrote something for The Awl???? I missed it when it went up! It is about — WAIT FOR IT — Internet activism, Twitter, and feminist infighting, in the form of an epistolary short story the background of which is that Taylor Swift has achieved total world domination secretly and has planned, with some funding from Oprah (who was “not happy” with a certain Swift-interrupter last I Googled) to destroy the Earth and pin it on Kanye West. And then I start a Tumblr about it. And get in fights with a girl named “Beth,” which is a name I chose specifically because I don’t know anyone named “Beth,” over previous crappy interactions that we allow to warp our views on Anti-End-Of-The-World Activism.

YEAH I KNOW.

I wrote it, like, WELL before #MooreandMe. You know I wouldn’t lie.